Cheryl McLennan

A brief biography. 

Left school  at 15 uninspired  uneducated ,fucked up and furious.

Went crazy whilst performing as a tree in A Midsummer

Nights Dream.  Had to be restrained by a double bass in the Orchestra pit,

Operated  Industrial  sized machinery, slicing wall paper into rolls.

Machined big pants.

Stuffed peanuts into boxes.

Operated a huge steam presser.(  My complexion was divine.)

Became  Inspired  working with the mad bad, worried well and happy to be alive people.

Worked at Crisis at Christmas and had a massive crisis whilst there.

Pippa Middletons Arse

Pippa Middelton has been asked to appear in a porn movie.

Well not her... just her arse.

So when asked to comment.

It replied  thwopthwop thwop

Potential for romance is dead.

I knew romance was dead.

When walking in the park, a guy I liked.

 told me he could bite his toe nails.

And would show me how when we got back to his place.

Silverback Gorilla

He sat staring at us. whilst chomping on a handful of leaves.

It was 30 degrees. Not even a gentle breeze, could be bothered to stir through the trees.

The guide full of angst, waffled on in the scorching heat, about the future demise that Gorillas would eventually meet.

At this point the Silverback lobbed a banana at him .it hit him on the back of his head.

Attatched to it was a hand written note.that read.

Piss of, I’m depressed enough as it is.

Pink

Apparently the colour to be seen in this Summer is pink.

Well I am not wearing it.

I heard some self appointed fashion fascist say ,that the waist should be indicated rather than emphasised. In other words.

Don’t wear a belt if you are fat.

And for the more mature women she suggested some chunky beads and a colourful hat.

“Fuck off” I shouted at the telly.” Who cares? You wear it”.

 God the Mindless pointlessness of it all.

As I proceeded to watch a talking Alsatian on U tube. (repeatedly)