I was the crazy one ranting on the heath
About the fractured sky and the broken
earth beneath.
About the rushing of wings and the gnashing
of teeth,
And then the rains came.
And those who turned to medicine got ill.
The birds fell from the sky and the swine
went off their swill.
And each of their bugs grew stronger still
And then the rains came.
And when the rains came
And the rivers overflowed
Bridges tumbled
And farmers lost the seeds they sowed.
There was rage and there was darkness
As infrastructure bowed
And a shaken civilization
Took to the road.
And I had seen it all I said,
But you never heard my cry.
You were somehow dissuaded
By that look in my eye
That said
“There’s no Noah now to save us
Now that we’ve pissed off all on high.”
Repent! Repay for all your sin.
No one believed the soothsayers
Who said the sky was falling in.
If you think there’s anything more that you
can do
Then please, give it a try.
You’ll find me ranting on the heath.
Repent! For the end is nigh!