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Football
fans, the Magic Arts and a Mother
It’s all a bit
kicky and shouty for me,
but you can’t
avoid it when
you live with
three West Ham fans.
If only it was
that simple,
and fortune was
always hiding,
then they’d
know where they were,
and could
settle and make themselves
comfortable,
somewhere in
the middle of
the first (division).
But it plays
fast and loose
And they’re in
and out,
up and down
The Premiership
and Leagues
like the
proverbial
fiddler’s elbow
and bride’s nightdress,
Barometer,
talisman
for all sorts
of stuff -
so when The
Hammers start winning
we get a new
car
or one of the
girls comes top in maths,
and it gets
confusing,
and
interconnected
and they really
believe that one thing
can influence
another in this way.
At the end of
the day
I’ve turned
Voodoo Lady,
albeit
subconsciously;
last week,
whilst toasting them for tea,
I burnt the
Chelsea buns. |