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Harmonica Lewinsky is not welsh, but he is the hardest working harmonica-playing porn star in the South Hertfordshire-shire area.
He took up the harmonica at the age of two weeks when his mother abruptly decided to terminate weaning during an suspenseful episode of the Woodentops. He has never knowingly looked back since.
He performs what he considers to be hilarious songs, tv theme tunes. He re-writes lyrics so that the songs are demonstrably weaker as a result.
He lost all of his hair during Arsenal's capitulation of the Premiership during the 2007/08 season and he doesn't want to talk about it.
According to BT, he has no friends or family and he donates 10% of his income to British Gas.
When invited by T-mobile to take out a Bolt On, he told them to Fuck Off.
His mother says he lives in a pigsty, but that's not true, its technically a cowshed. He is available for Bar Mitzvahs and other turkish drinking establishments.
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Further details can be found at www.lemonrock.com/harmonicalewinsky |
You can see him in action by clicking on the following links:
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