Harmonica Lewinsky is not welsh,
but he is the hardest working harmonica-playing porn star in
the South Hertfordshire-shire area.
He took up the harmonica at the
age of two weeks when his mother abruptly decided
to terminate weaning during an suspenseful episode of the
Woodentops. He has never knowingly looked back since.
He performs what he considers to
be hilarious songs, tv theme tunes. He re-writes lyrics so
that the songs are demonstrably weaker as a result.
He lost all of his hair during
Arsenal's capitulation of the Premiership during the 2007/08
season and he doesn't want to talk about it.
According to BT, he has no
friends or family and he donates 10% of his income to
When invited by T-mobile to take
out a Bolt On, he told them to Fuck Off.
His mother says he lives in a
pigsty, but that's not true, its technically a cowshed.
He is available for Bar Mitzvahs
and other turkish drinking establishments.