Philfy Phil

 Phil has composed more than a thousand musical parodies covering a wide range of subject material from corruption in the house of lords to his understated hatred of Brittney Spears.

His lyrical genius ranges from the side splittingly funny to the sharpest satirical wit, taking in an unhealthy dose of sheer bloody filth for good measure.

Phil hates poetry with a vengeance.

Audio tracks.

Recorded at The Bell, Princes Risborough - by Rrrants.

Not for the faint hearted!

Half Way Up Virginia.mp3

Mobile phone song.mp3

Philfy Phil's Seedy CD

Tracklist

1.    Dido Dies?

2.    Al Qaeda Leader

3.    500 Pounds

4.    Simple Song

5.    Toker Face

6.    Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc and Sleepy

7.    I've Got Body Hair

8.    Snuffed It

9.    (Not) Another Christmas Single

10.  Stairway

Dido Beware!

The final dodo walked the earth four hundred years ago.

 No more flapping wings and croaking, the dodo, yes, has croaked, He's in the doo-doo

 He lies extinct, no more delicious in Mauritius At least that's what I thinkt

Then Salvador Dali died in 1989
With the oddest of moustaches, Like his anti-artist predecessor, Dada
Painting stuff, did he look back and then realize he'd painted quite enough And practic'ly all that he did was guff?

Dada died, Dali died, the dodo died
Dada died, Dali died, the dodo died
Oh, the dodo died

In an underpass in Paris, being driven by a drunk, Lady Di and Dodi Fayed Met their end by going crash into a pillar,

Now dead and gone - but the only person to survive: He had his seatbelt on

The presenter Jill Dando, she was stalked and shot and killed

By an unhinged sort of stalker doing it for thrills, that's not unusual

No it isn't strange, with care in the community, she's still dead just the same When we're dead, we're all more or less the same

Dada died, Dali died, the dodo died
Dando died, Dodi died with Di he died
Ditto dada died

And I'm looking at the Dandy, but I guess that doesn't count: it's a comic..

And Dan Dare is just a cartoon so why should I care?
But who's still there, on her own:

I tell ya ? if I were Dido, I'd be quaking in my boots

In case some maniac comes shooting, or a car runs into concrete at a hundred

Or she dies out from hunger (or old age) In the doo-doo, like the dodo but still Dido is alive Yes, she survives...

Dada died, Dali died, the dodo died
Dando died, Dodi died with Di he died
Dido's alive...

If Allah is all-powerful

I think it's kind of odd

That children are conscripted to fight

those who're fighting God

If God was on anyone's side,

there'd be no need to fight

No need for bombs and guns and tanks

and all that other shite.

I wonder: do those beardy guys

believe all that they spout?

Or do they wonder why

He isn't helping sort things out

If it's his will to kill and maim

and cause unending grief

To me, it sounds like bullshit masquerading as belief

© Phil Alexander 2009

On hearing the story of some Afghan children forced to fight for the Taliban in Afghanistan, told that NATO there is "fighting against God"
and that they'd be killed if they didn't fight against the occupying army.